Warning: violence.
One of the many cool people I play World of Warcraft with is a big guy named Tony. He looks like that wrestler dude Stone Cold. In truth, he’s a sweet, soft-spoken fellow who still looks like he could rip your head off but whatever. Anyway, I didn’t ask his permission to tell this story but I think it’s entertaining, so… too bad. Please don’t kill me. Ha ha.
A few weeks ago one of my friends asked if I had seen Tony recently & if he was ok. When I expressed confusion I found out that Tony had gotten hit on the back of the head with a pipe by some crackhead. Yeah, it was like one of those tv shows! Anyway, after being hit on the back of his head, Tony apparently turned around, immobilized his attacker, & periodically hit him until the police came.
Now that’s a great story. Stone Cold, I salute you.
I apologize if this has offended any crackhead sympathizers.
What? And that’s the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so! What?
Is your friend Tony Puerto Rican? He looks like that other wrestler Conan. “Yo yo yo lemme speak on this.”
omg…forgot about that…
You should tell the other story about Tony!!! =P
Doh! hehe….there are no more Tony stories…lol
Are you forgetting about me?
Sounds like he cracked head of crackhead. Good fo him. Hope he’s doing OK now.