That’s just gross.

You know what I hate? I hate it that whenever I bring up Michelle Wie, there is a 36.68475% chance that the guy I’m talking to will respond with something like “Michelle Wie? I’d do her!” Maybe it’s the people I meet since I’m taking some college classes on the side, but that is wrong on so many levels. It makes me want to leap out of my skin and start choking people screaming “she’s 15! 15!” God forbid she starts sprouting enormous breasts.

In any event, I hope Wie doesn’t turn pro yet. I dunno, that kind of money would probably mess with her head. Then again, she goes to Punahou, so whose to say she isn’t loaded already? I know, people will say that I’m being stereotypical by implying that all kids who go to Punahou are rich, but you know what? I’ve dated a couple of them, and let me tell you, the Hawaii Loa Ridge poolside cocktail bar was a nice touch.

But stop with the Michelle Wie pedophilia people, please. Pull your mind out of the gutter; go directly to jail and do not pass “go.”


4 Comments so far

  1. Lauren (unregistered) on July 30th, 2005 @ 11:59 pm

    Then you have people like me who ask who Michelle Wie is.

  2. Glen Miyashiro (unregistered) on August 1st, 2005 @ 11:16 am

    It’s gross, but it’s inevitable. She’s young, she’s pretty, and she’s (going to be) rich. I just hope no one puts up a real-time countdown to her 18th birthday, the way somebody did for the Olsen twins. Ewwwww. :-P

  3. grikdog (unregistered) on September 11th, 2005 @ 9:53 am

    Good rant. What worries me is the way she said nice things about Jesper Parnevik’s cold-weather Care Package in the Weetabix. There’s no accounting for tastes, but by and large the gene pool is self-editing.

  4. sj (unregistered) on February 8th, 2006 @ 2:26 pm

    Michelle may only be 16, but girl is a hottie. Ever seen her dressed up..NICE. And she has some serious NICE perky BOOBS and legs for days.

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