Warning: violence.

Db2.JPG One of the many cool people I play World of Warcraft with is a big guy named Tony. He looks like that wrestler dude Stone Cold. In truth, he’s a sweet, soft-spoken fellow who still looks like he could rip your head off but whatever. Anyway, I didn’t ask his permission to tell this story but I think it’s entertaining, so… too bad. Please don’t kill me. Ha ha.

A few weeks ago one of my friends asked if I had seen Tony recently & if he was ok. When I expressed confusion I found out that Tony had gotten hit on the back of the head with a pipe by some crackhead. Yeah, it was like one of those tv shows! Anyway, after being hit on the back of his head, Tony apparently turned around, immobilized his attacker, & periodically hit him until the police came.

Now that’s a great story. Stone Cold, I salute you.

I apologize if this has offended any crackhead sympathizers.

7 Comments so far

  1. Ryan (unregistered) on October 6th, 2005 @ 12:04 pm

    What? And that’s the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so! What?

  2. Sherie (unregistered) on October 6th, 2005 @ 12:13 pm

    Is your friend Tony Puerto Rican? He looks like that other wrestler Conan. “Yo yo yo lemme speak on this.”

  3. sai (unregistered) on October 6th, 2005 @ 12:29 pm

    omg…forgot about that…

  4. Carmen (unregistered) on October 6th, 2005 @ 1:17 pm

    You should tell the other story about Tony!!! =P

  5. Tony (unregistered) on October 6th, 2005 @ 3:24 pm

    Doh! hehe….there are no more Tony stories…lol

  6. ATM Bandit (unregistered) on October 11th, 2005 @ 12:23 pm

    Are you forgetting about me?

  7. Dan (unregistered) on October 15th, 2005 @ 9:57 am

    Sounds like he cracked head of crackhead. Good fo him. Hope he’s doing OK now.

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